Resorts

The resorts are out of this world. For no particular reason, I imagine that William and Kate stayed in the presidential villas at the Lemuria which come complete with private pool and staff. Commoners could stay in a room with a view like this

for about $719 a night, which actually sounds very reasonable after one has been brainwashed by some of these other places and prices first.

Next, there is the Halaveli, my personal favorite. A water villa here with private pool goes from $1449.70

And then there is a place where we might actually stay--Daniella's Bungalow for about $124 a night.

This makes me very excited that there actually are places where we could realistically stay. Who's going to spend time in the hotel anyway? Even if I were booked in the presidential villa you'd find me either in the ocean snorkeling or in the hospital being treated for a massive sunburn. Daniella's Bungalow looks perfectly fine in it's own right. I wonder if they could use a maid for the summer? Or, better still, the Halaveli might need staff.